You thought I died. Well You are mistaken.
I sat at work and a stupid thought popped into my mind. Just how sinister is Mr. Sinister. And as usually happens with someone with ADD I trailed off into all the different ways he's sinister. Sure, that whole gets the Summers boy to have an offspring with the Grey girl, so he can raise it for his own evil plans is slightly sinister. I had my own ideas. Like maybe he sits down Sunday morning with the news paper and clips coupons. While that in itself is not sinister. The part that makes it sinister is the fact that he will go to the store in the 10-15 items or less line with 23 items. Have coupons for all every item. Then pay with a check not prewritten to save time. Also he will not get into the line until he sees people with only two items heading for check out. Now that is sinister. I giggled my ass off at the thought.
Then I thought how more sinister can Mr. Sinister get. Like maybe he's a Nielsen family. He does have a lot of people under him so he has a lot of TV's. Also he's always monitoring something or someone on like 50 screens. So I thought maybe he's the reason that shows like The Hills, Laguna Beach, The City, The Girls Next Door, Keeping Up With The Kardashians any Soap Opera and According to Jim stayed on the air for so long. He just put it on the channels and left the house. So he wouldn't be subject to all the horrible dialogue fake friendships and bad comedy. Plus he might actually like Spencer Pratt. Who just needs to fall off a cliff and disappear. So he keeps bad shows on the air to destabilize the world making it easier for him to manipulate also making everyone else dumber for having these shows on the air. And that is just super Sinister.
Do you guys have any thoughts on just how sinister Mr. Sinister is. and maybe some of you could draw it out.Create your own visitor map